You know it’s a good night when you wake up with pretzels in your pants
I’ve only fucked a midget by the transitive property.
That piece of chocolate confused me
What the fuck is touching me?!?!?
It’s like a fucking new years countdown
I’m pretty sure I could palm a midget
You just missed 3 boys hitting each other in the crotch with plates
Where’s your man card?… It was never printed.
You think I need a megaphone?!
I don’t like birds, they infuriate me
I may be fucking but I ain’t tied down
